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  "My father's trade," said Nathan. "He'll pay a girl fivepence for machining a pair of trousers--an hour's work for her. He'll pay another threepence to the girls who cut, press and sew on buttons. Then he will take the trousers to a West End tailor and get paid ninepence. Profit, one penny--enough to buy one slice of bread. If he asks the West End tailor for tenpence he'll be thrown out of the shop, and the work will be given to one of the dozens of Jewish tailors out in the street with their machines under their arms. I won't live like that."

  "Is this why you're an anarchist?"

  "Those people make the most beautiful clothes in the world--but did you see how they are dressed?"

  "And how will things be changed--by violence?"

  "I think so."

  "I was sure you would feel this way. Nathan, I need a gun."

  Nathan laughed nervously. "What for?"

  "Why do anarchists usually want guns?"

  "You tell me, Feliks."

  "To steal from thieves, to oppress tyrants and to kill murderers."

  "Which are you going to do?"

  "I'll tell you--if you really want to know . . ."

  Nathan thought for a moment, then said: "Go to the Frying Pan pub on the corner of Brick Lane and Thrawl Street. See Garfield the Dwarf."

  "Thank you!" said Feliks, unable to keep the note of triumph out of his voice. "How much will I have to pay?"

  "Five shillings for a pinfire."

  "I'd rather have something more reliable."

  "Good guns are expensive."

  "I'll just have to haggle." Feliks shook Nathan's hand. "Thank you."

  Nathan watched him climb on his bicycle. "Maybe you'll tell me about it, afterward."

  Feliks smiled. "You'll read about it in the papers." He waved a hand and rode off.

  He cycled along Whitechapel Road and Whitechapel High Street, then turned right into Osborn Street. Immediately, the character of the streets changed. This was the most run-down part of London he had yet seen. The streets were narrow and very dirty, the air smoky and noisome, the people mostly wretched. The gutters were choked with filth. But despite all that the place was as busy as a beehive. Men ran up and down with handcarts, crowds gathered around street stalls, prostitutes worked every corner and the workshops of carpenters and bootmakers spilled out onto the pavements.

  Feliks left his bicycle outside the door of the Frying Pan: if it was taken he would just have to steal another one. To enter the pub he had to step over what looked like a dead cat. Inside was a single room, low and bare, with a bar at the far end. Older men and women sat on benches around the walls, while younger people stood in the middle of the room. Feliks went to the bar and asked for a glass of ale and a cold sausage.

  He looked around and spotted Garfield the Dwarf. He had not seen him before because the man was standing on a chair. He was about four feet tall, with a large head and a middle-aged face. A very big black dog sat on the floor beside his chair. He was talking to two large, tough-looking men dressed in leather waistcoats and collarless shirts. Perhaps they were bodyguards. Feliks noted their large bellies and grinned to himself, thinking: I'll eat them up alive. The two men held quart pots of ale, but the drawf was drinking what looked like gin. The barman handed Feliks his drink and his sausage. "And a glass of the best gin," Feliks said.

  A young woman at the bar looked at him and said: "Is that for me?" She smiled coquettishly, showing rotten teeth. Feliks looked away.

  When the gin came, he paid and walked over to the group, who were standing near a small window which looked on to the street. Feliks stood between them and the door. He addressed the dwarf. "Mr. Garfield?"

  "Who wants him?" said Garfield in a squeaky voice.

  Feliks offered the glass of gin. "May I speak to you about business?"

  Garfield took the glass, drained it, and said: "No."

  Feliks sipped his ale. It was sweeter and less fizzy than Swiss beer. He said: "I wish to buy a gun."

  "I don't know what you've come here for, then."

  "I heard about you at the Jubilee Street club."

  "Anarchist, are you?"

  Feliks said nothing.

  Garfield looked him up and down. "What kind of gun would you want, if I had any?"

  "A revolver. A good one."

  "Something like a Browning seven-shot?"

  "That would be perfect."

  "I haven't got one. If I had I wouldn't sell it. And if I sold it I'd have to ask five pounds."

  "I was told a pound at the most."

  "You was told wrong."

  Feliks reflected. The dwarf had decided that, as a foreigner and an anarchist, Feliks could be rooked. All right, Feliks thought, we'll play it your way. "I can't afford more than two pounds."

  "I couldn't come down below four."

  "Would that include a box of ammunition?"

  "All right, four pounds including a box of ammunition."

  "Agreed," Feliks said. He noticed one of the bodyguards smothering a grin. After paying for the drinks and the sausage, Feliks had three pounds fifteen shillings and a penny.

  Garfield nodded at one of his companions. The man went behind the bar and out through the back door. Feliks ate his sausage. A minute or two later the man came back carrying what looked like a bundle of rags. He glanced at Garfield, who nodded. The man handed the bundle to Feliks.

  Feliks unfolded the rags and found a revolver and a small box. He took the gun from its wrappings and examined it.

  Garfield said: "Keep it down; no need to show it to the whole bleeding world."

  The gun was clean and oiled, and the action worked smoothly. Feliks said: "If I do not look at it, how do I know it is good?"

  "Where do you think you are, Harrods?"

  Feliks opened the box of cartridges and loaded the chambers with swift, practiced movements.

  "Put the fucking thing away," the dwarf hissed. "Give me the money quick and fuck off out of it. You're fucking mad."

  A bubble of tension rose in Feliks's throat and he swallowed dryly. He took a step back and pointed the gun at the dwarf.

  Garfield said: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph."

  "Shall I test the gun?" Feliks said.

  The two bodyguards stepped sideways in opposite directions so that Feliks could not cover them both with the one gun. Feliks's heart sank: he had not expected them to be that smart. Their next move would be to jump him. The pub was suddenly silent. Feliks realized he could not get to the door before one of the bodyguards reached him. The big dog growled, sensing the tension in the air.

  Feliks smiled and shot the dog.

  The bang of the gun was deafening in the little room. Nobody moved. The dog slumped to the floor, bleeding. The dwarf's bodyguards were frozen where they stood.

  Feliks took another step back, reached behind him and found the door. He opened it, still pointing the gun at Garfield, and stepped out.

  He slammed the door, stuffed the gun in his coat pocket and jumped on his bicycle.

  He heard the pub door open. He pushed himself off and began to pedal. Somebody grabbed his coat sleeve. He pedaled harder and broke free. He heard a shot, and ducked reflexively. Someone screamed. He dodged around an ice-cream vendor and turned a corner. In the distance he heard a police whistle. He looked behind. Nobody was following him.

  Half a minute later he was lost in the warrens of Whitechapel.

  He thought: Six bullets left.

  THREE

  Charlotte was ready. The gown, agonized over for so long, was perfect. To complete it she wore a single blush rose in her corsage and carried a spray of the same flowers, covered in chiffon. Her diamond tiara was fixed firmly to her upswept hair, and the two white plumes were securely fastened. Everything was fine.

  She was terrified.

  "As I enter the Throne Room," she said to Marya, "my train will drop off, my tiara will fall over my eyes, my hair will come loose, my feathers will lean sideways, and I shall trip over the hem of my gown and go flat o
n the floor. The assembled company will burst out laughing, and no one will laugh louder than Her Majesty the Queen. I shall run out of the palace and into the park and throw myself into the lake."

  "You ought not to talk like that," said Marya. Then, more gently, she added: "You'll be the loveliest of them all."

  Charlotte's mother came into the bedroom. She held Charlotte at arm's length and looked at her. "My dear, you're beautiful," she said, and kissed her.

  Charlotte put her arms around Mama's neck and pressed her cheek against her mother's, the way she had used to as a child, when she had been fascinated by the velvet smoothness of Mama's complexion. When she drew away, she was surprised to see a hint of tears in her mother's eyes.

  "You're beautiful too, Mama," she said.

  Lydia's gown was of ivory charmeuse, with a train of old ivory brocade lined in purple chiffon. Being a married lady she wore three feathers in her hair as opposed to Charlotte's two. Her bouquet was sweet peas and petunia roses.

  "Are you ready?" she said.

  "I've been ready for ages," Charlotte said.

  "Pick up your train."

  Charlotte picked up her train the way she had been taught.

  Mama nodded approvingly. "Shall we go?"

  Marya opened the door. Charlotte stood aside to let her mother go first, but Mama said: "No, dear--it's your night."

  They walked in procession, Marya bringing up the rear, along the corridor and down to the landing. When Charlotte reached the top of the grand staircase she heard a burst of applause.

  The whole household was gathered at the foot of the stairs: housekeeper, cook, footmen, maids, skivvies, grooms and boys. A sea of faces looked up at her with pride and delight. Charlotte was touched by their affection: it was a big night for them, too, she realized.

  In the center of the throng was Papa, looking magnificent in a black velvet tailcoat, knee breeches and silk stockings, with a sword at his hip and a cocked hat in his hand.

  Charlotte walked slowly down the stairs.

  Papa kissed her and said: "My little girl."

  The cook, who had known her long enough to take liberties, plucked at her sleeve and whispered: "You look wonderful, m'lady."

  Charlotte squeezed her hand and said: "Thank you, Mrs. Harding."

  Aleks bowed to her. He was resplendent in the uniform of an admiral in the Russian Navy. What a handsome man he is, Charlotte thought; I wonder whether someone will fall in love with him tonight.

  Two footmen opened the front door. Papa took Charlotte's elbow and gently steered her out. Mama followed on Aleks's arm. Charlotte thought: If I can just keep my mind blank all evening, and go automatically wherever people lead me, I shall be all right.

  The coach was waiting outside. William the coachman and Charles the footman stood at attention on either side of the door, wearing the Walden livery. William, stout and graying, was calm, but Charles looked excited. Papa handed Charlotte into the coach, and she sat down gracefully. I haven't fallen over yet, she thought.

  The other three got in. Pritchard brought a hamper and put it on the floor of the coach before closing the door.

  The coach pulled away.

  Charlotte looked at the hamper. "A picnic?" she said. "But we're only going half a mile!"

  "Wait till you see the queue," Papa said. "It will take us almost an hour to get there."

  It occurred to Charlotte that she might be more bored than nervous this evening.

  Sure enough, the carriage stopped at the Admiralty end of The Mall, half a mile from Buckingham Palace. Papa opened the hamper and took out a bottle of champagne. The basket also contained chicken sandwiches, hothouse peaches and a cake.

  Charlotte sipped a glass of champagne but she could not eat anything. She looked out of the window. The pavements were thronged with idlers watching the procession of the mighty. She saw a tall man with a thin, handsome face leaning on a bicycle and staring intently at their coach. Something about his look made Charlotte shiver and turn away.

  After such a grand exit from the house, she found that the anticlimax of sitting in the queue was calming. By the time the coach passed through the palace gates and approached the grand entrance she was beginning to feel more her normal self--skeptical, irreverent and impatient.

  The coach stopped and the door was opened. Charlotte gathered her train in her left arm, picked up her skirts with her right hand, stepped down from the coach and walked into the palace.

  The great red-carpeted hall was a blaze of light and color. Despite her skepticism she felt a thrill of excitement when she saw the crowd of white-gowned women and men in glittering uniforms. The diamonds flashed, the swords clanked and the plumes bobbed. Red-coated Beefeaters stood at attention on either side.

  Charlotte and Mama left their wraps in the cloakroom, then, escorted by Papa and Aleks, walked slowly through the hall and up the grand staircase, between the Yeomen of the Guard with their halberds and the massed red and white roses. From there they went through the picture gallery and into the first of three state drawing rooms with enormous chandeliers and mirror-bright parquet floors. Here the procession ended and people stood around in groups, chatting and admiring one another's clothes. Charlotte saw her cousin Belinda with Uncle George and Aunt Clarissa. The two families greeted each other.

  Uncle George was wearing the same clothes as Papa, but because he was so fat and red-faced he looked awful in them. Charlotte wondered how Aunt Clarissa, who was young and pretty, felt about being married to such a lump.

  Papa was surveying the room as if looking for someone. "Have you seen Churchill?" he said to Uncle George.

  "Good Lord, what do you want him for?"

  Papa took out his watch. "We must take our places in the Throne Room--we'll leave you to look after Charlotte, if we may, Clarissa." Papa, Mama and Aleks left.

  Belinda said to Charlotte: "Your dress is gorgeous."

  "It's awfully uncomfortable."

  "I knew you were going to say that!"

  "You're ever so pretty."

  "Thank you." Belinda lowered her voice. "I say, Prince Orlov is rather dashing."

  "He's very sweet."

  "I think he's more than sweet."

  "What's that funny look in your eye?"

  Belinda lowered her voice even more. "You and I must have a long talk very soon."

  "About what?"

  "Remember what we discussed in the hideaway? When we took those books from the library at Walden Hall?"

  Charlotte looked at her uncle and aunt, but they had turned away to talk to a dark-skinned man in a pink satin turban. "Of course I remember."

  "About that."

  Silence descended suddenly. The crowd fell back toward the sides of the room to make a gangway in the middle. Charlotte looked around and saw the King and Queen enter the drawing room, followed by their pages, several members of the Royal Family and the Indian bodyguard.

  There was a great sigh of rustling silk as every woman in the room sank to the floor in a curtsy.

  In the Throne Room, the orchestra concealed in the Minstrels' Gallery struck up "God Save the King." Lydia looked toward the huge doorway guarded by gilt giants. Two attendants walked in backward, one carrying a gold stick and one a silver. The King and Queen entered at a stately pace, smiling faintly. They mounted the dais and stood in front of the twin thrones. The rest of their entourage took their places nearby, remaining standing.

  Queen Mary wore a gown of gold brocade and a crown of emeralds. She's no beauty, Lydia thought, but they say he adores her. She had once been engaged to her husband's elder brother, who had died of pneumonia, and the switch to the new heir to the throne had seemed coldly political at the time. However, everyone now agreed that she was a good queen and a good wife. Lydia would have liked to know her personally.

  The presentations began. One by one the wives of ambassadors came forward, curtsied to the King, curtsied to the Queen, then backed away. The ambassadors followed, dressed in a great vari
ety of gaudy comic-opera uniforms, all but the United States ambassador, who wore ordinary black evening clothes, as if to remind everyone that Americans did not really believe in this sort of nonsense.

  As the ritual went on, Lydia looked around the room, at the crimson satin on the walls, the heroic frieze below the ceiling, the enormous candelabra and the thousands of flowers. She loved pomp and ritual, beautiful clothes and elaborate ceremonies; they moved and soothed her at the same time. She caught the eye of the Duchess of Devonshire, who was the Queen's Mistress of the Robes, and they exchanged a discreet smile. She spotted John Burns, the socialist President of the Board of Trade, and was amused to see the extravagant gilt embroidery of his court dress.

  When the diplomatic presentations ended, the King and Queen sat down. The Royal Family, the diplomats and the most senior nobility followed suit. Lydia and Walden, along with the lesser nobility, had to remain standing.

  At last the presentation of the debutantes began. Each girl paused just outside the Throne Room while an attendant took her train from her arm and spread it behind her. Then she began the endless walk along the red carpet to the thrones, with all eyes on her. If a girl could look graceful and unself-conscious there, she could do it anywhere.

  As the debutante approached the dais she handed her invitation card to the Lord Chamberlain, who read out her name. She curtsied to the King, then to the Queen. Few girls curtsied elegantly, Lydia thought. She had had a great deal of trouble getting Charlotte to practice at all: perhaps other mothers had the same problem. After the curtsies the deb walked on, careful not to turn her back on the thrones until she was safely hidden in the watching crowd.

  The girls followed one another so closely that each was in danger of treading on the train of the one in front. The ceremony seemed to Lydia to be less personal, more perfunctory than it used to be. She herself had been presented to Queen Victoria in the season of 1896, the year after she married Walden. The old Queen had not sat on a throne, but on a high stool which gave the impression that she was standing. Lydia had been surprised at how little Victoria was. She had had to kiss the Queen's hand. That part of the ceremony had now been dispensed with, presumably to save time. It made the court seem like a factory for turning out the maximum number of debs in the shortest possible time. Still, the girls of today did not know the difference and probably would not care if they did.